Made for meee! Original found here on tiktok
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

⇜ You Do Not Want To Rouse This Dragon ⇝
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𝐎𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥, 𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞,
𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦… 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫.
𝐎𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝,
𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬.
𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝,
𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬.
𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞,
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧,
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐲.ᵃʳᵗ ᶜʳᵉᵈ
🇵🇪🇷🇸🇴🇳🇦🇱🇸 - 🇩🇴🇳'🇹 🇷🇪🇧🇱🇴🇬!est. Nov 2016


Ah yes. The year of the gay blondes.
I’m so happy~
Said it once, I’ll say it again…
Wouldn’t have it any other way. ♥
@de-los-muertosreplied to your post“Hey I don’t have the mental energy at the moment to read that story….”This is EXACTLY my headcanon. The shotguns are part of him. He’s able to siphon life (those orbs, god I miss those) and the bullets can do that now. So they have a necrotic effect that drains them and strengthens him.is it? that’s interesting! can we get an f in chat for good old soul globs/orbs? as much as i like the lifesteal shtick, i miss incorporating the idea of those into stuff!
F. Long live the orb.


the reckoning draws near.